A: It's true. The moody, dismissive, stand-offish approach (otherwise known as being an arse) is an entire courtship strategy for some guys – and it works...
Q: I caught my husband taking condoms on a business trip. He says he uses them when masturbating as he doesn't want to make a mess on the hotel's bedding. Should I believe him?
A: You, the object of your amorous affections, two phones (mobile or terrestrial) and some distance (being in the same room defeats the purpose of the exercise).