Q: I caught my husband taking condoms on a business trip. He says he uses them when masturbating as he doesn't want to make a mess on the hotel's bedding. Should I believe him?

A: The point of this column is for me to explain what a guy's point of view might be in certain situations, but this does sound a bit dodgy, doesn't it? Perhaps the only mitigating factor here would be if you were married to Rain Man. Is he already a little OCD in his sexual habits? Do you have sex on rubber sheets? Why on earth he'd be concerned about a hotel's sheets is beyond me, unless of course (duh), he's spermatophobic: afraid of his own semen. It's a recognised condition, but one that I wager is less common in men than it is in women. If not, he's a cheat and you need to call him on it.