A: It depends what kind of guy you want to pick up and what exactly it is you are looking for...

If you're indiscriminate in your tastes and fancy picking up a severe case of the clap, then "nice glutes, fancy a shag?" or similar chirps of a sexual nature should work wonders in any drinking hall from the Radium Beer Hall to Bascule Bar and parliament. Yes, most men truly are that easy if you're relatively attractive.

If you actually want to make this more than a frantic frottage session of bumping uglies in the unisex loos, approach pick-up lines with caution. In my opinion they are one of the greatest myths ever spread about dating and flirting. They ooze cheesiness, work in movies, not in real life and are not a substitute for charm, spontaneous smart banter and the sexy cheekiness of mutual attraction that usually garners results. If you must use them, deliver them with the kind of charming dorkiness Cameron Diaz has created a career around that says, "Hey, I know this is dumb, but I like you and I want to chat."