Q: I'd like to book my guy in for a massage and facial. Is it better to send him to a men-specific salon, or can I send him to my girly place?

A: There's a good reason male-specific salons exist and it's no longer just because the gay market demands it. With their leather barber chairs, industrial toenail angle grinders and depilatory wax capable of skinning a yeti, they are equipped to smooth the rough edges off men while entertaining them with the home comforts of DStv, beer and whisky. It's like a sports bar where you come out looking better than you went in.