A: I am a fan of the old Western Province jersey, a mischievous smile and an invitation to scrum. These rules should stand you in good stead. One: Less isn't necessarily more. Show off your legs, shoulders or cleavage, but not the lot. Two: Avoid stilettos, Madonna bras and similar trimmings of over-the-top outfits. If you look uncomfortable and awkward, it's uncomfortable and awkward for us to ogle you. Simple form-fitting clothes like butt-hugging jeans and a soft cotton shirt or feminine dress will do the trick.