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This Is Exactly How You Can Have REAL Phone Sex

Posted on: by Women's Health
A pink phone that you could use for phone sex

From the editors of Women’s Health; Photography by Pexels 

We’ve got the sexiest script…

We’re hopping in a sexual time machine, and heading to a period when phones were for talking – not texting or FaceTiming or eggplant emojis. Oh yeah, we’re about to phone sex it up.

Since most of us have never attempted old-school phone sex, at least not in the last decade, we’ve created a simple script (with the help of relationship expert Jane Greer) for a hot-and-bothered convo – but there’s a hilarious catch: It’s Mad Libs style.

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Let’s get it on:

I’m getting so excited just thinking about you right now and what you’re__(-ing verb)__.

Can you undo one of your__(noun)__? Can you feel me __(-ing verb)__at you? Are you starting to get __(adjective)__ and __(adjective)__?

I’m feeling so __(adjective)__, are you feeling __(adjective)__ and__(adjective)__?

Tell me what you’d like me to do if I was there.

Where do you want me to __(verb)__ you?

Do you want it __(adjective)__ and __(adjective)__ or __(adjective)__ ,__(adjective)__ , and __(adjective)__ ?

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Where do you want me to put my __(noun)__? Have you been naughty and need some __(noun)__ licking?

Where do you want me to start __(-ing verb )__ you: __(noun)__ to__(noun)__ or from the __(noun)__ up?

I can feel your __(noun)__ on my __(noun)__. I want you to __(verb)__me to a __(noun)__ song.

Let me put my __(noun)__ in your pants. Does it feel like _(adjective)____?

My __(noun)__ feels like it’s going to __(verb)__, are you with me? Are we going to __(verb)__ together?

Wow, you really know how to __(verb)__. I’ll be thinking about how you__(verb)__ my __(noun)__ until I see you again.

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