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Crazy Sex Questions Answered
When it comes to getting horizontal, men and women don’t always see eye to eye. So we asked our resident sex columnists, Roger Good and Robin Swallows, to go head to head. Here are their answers to some of the crazy sex questions you were too shy to ask. For more questions and answers get the July Issue of Women's Health.
Q: My husband doesn’t go down on me anymore. Aside from pouring beer over my crotch, how can I get him to do it? Odette, Hotazel.
She Says: Have you groomed recently? Do you have a flokati rug between your loins?
He Says: Dingleberries on your derrière?
She Says: Other human detritus of indescribable stature hibernating betwixt your labia?
He Says: We ask these difficult questions because we care. I have a quick question for my colleague: if a girl has a smelly minge, can she tell herself? Is it a bit like people who have bad breath being unable to smell it themselves?
She Says: No, it’s different, but without mentioning brand names, I heard that you shouldn’t eat those luminescently yellow-coloured chips, that use alliteration in their name, because they make your poen smell. Even if it’s an urban legend, I wouldn’t risk it. Instead as muff-bait, buy yourself some of that whipped spray can cream and build a sundae on your nethers. That should get him hungry in no time.
He Says: Sounds like an erotic yeast infection waiting to happen.
She Says: Truth is, if you're 100% down there, he has no excuse. If the health inspector can come round your region and award you with an ISO award, then its time to do some number crunching. And by that I mean everything must add up to 69. Here’s how to get it going again: you sit on his face, while your face sits on his nomthondo.
He Says: If that fails, Odette and assuming your house is in order, you have only one option. Use your mouth for something other than kissing or giving head in bed and tell him you want your rug munched/box eaten/koek iced etc. or you will exact a terrible revenge by putting him in a blow job desert.
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Last updated: Fri, 2011-04-01 14:09
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Thanks for a truly hilarious and brilliantly written article. I LOVED it :) What a fabulous way to end the work week...
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G-spot is a myth ! It is a G-area and extends from the opening right up to the cervix ! Finding it is easy even without GPS coordinates. You will have her breathlessly writhing in extacy from the first touch, stroke or prod. Get her to lie on her tummy or on her side with legs drawn up to her chest. Be gentle to start with and use plenty of lube . . .
I must say that I thoroughly enjoyed Ro-Ro's responses to the questions - true commedians/commediennes !
You guys rock. I had a giggle but also learnt stuff...
I think this mag is the best, dont have a clue what to buy when it comes to rubbers. must be a mens job never even knew that they come in sizes.lol :)
For how long have they been dating before you guys hooked up? When 2 people are together for a long time they get to know one another, but if start seeing someone new, that needs to happen from start. so maybe he is just calling her name because he is not used to you yet and he might find it difficult to finish off without fantisizing about her.
Truly awesome, drizzled with loads of humour. A well put-together interview/artice.
broke the monotony of the normal sex articles.
WELL DONE PEEPS!
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